Grills, Ballin', WHAT IT DO
Maybe someday I'll be balla enough to get a grill like Nelly... Maybe not.I've never understood the draw of a "grill" (other than my george forman or weber) but some people can pull them off. I'm not trying to sound racist here, but I sincerely hope that "grills" don't catch on in the white community. I don't think there's anything wrong with them per say, I just think most of us whiteys are not nearly cool enough to pull it off without looking completely ridiculous. I have a similar feeling regarding the "fist-bump". In my opinion, the only time a white person should be allowed to fist bump is if they're a professional athlete. That's it. And while we're on the topic, if you're white and use the phrase "how I roll" PLEASE STOP. I might be able to make an exception for fist-bumping if you're mark mcguire and just broke the home run record, maybe, but most of us aren't even in the same ballpark...so to speak.
Sorry to offend any of my caucasian brothers for that border-line racist rant, but similar to how african americans call each other the 'N' word, I feel I owe it to my pastey white crew to let them know when they are being out of line. If you're fist-bumping and regularly expressing how you roll, stop immediately.
Here's a graph of my current month. I think the graphing tool I use is confused because it's showing the last stretch of last month at the beginning of this month. Probably from some hands I played after midnight. Whatever. Anyway I think the real graph of this month not included in my Nov recap starts around hand 1600.
So assuming the graph really starts at hand 1600 or whatever, I'm ahead of pace for my monetary goal. I'm still way behind my # of hands goal but I'm sure the next session I play where I'm running badly, the number of hands will drastically increase as I try to recoup.
Gotta jet. Heading over to our new house to meet with the inspectors. We're closing 1 week from today (woot!) assuming the inspection is fine. I've learned a lot in this whole process of buying a home. I'm sure I'll have more to say on that later, especially with how ridiculous compound interest is. Grrrr...
posted by WiltOnTilt at 3:47 PM
2 Comments:
can a white person 'fist bump' after injecting steroids into their ass, like mark mark mcgwire?
If you are injecting steroids in your ass, I'm not going to tell you what you can and cannot do.
However, if you want to avoid being thought of as a wannabe hardcore balla that comes up a bit short in both 'hardcore' and 'balla' categories, then fist-bump until your heart's content.
Aaron
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