Uncle sandeep wants YOU!
I get emails similar to this every day. What gets into these clowns and what makes them think I'm going to take a job from a recruiter who on one line writes of good communication skills and on the other writes this garbage...
Below is a copy/paste from a recent email from sandeep. sandeep sends me at least one email per week with some similar garbage as this... enjoy.
If you'd like to send sandeep a hello or "H r u" back, you can email him here: Neeraja_Rao@satyam.com
I think it's about time to start fucking with sandeep the next time I get one of these emails... any ideas welcome.
Aaron.
Hi
H r u
This is sandeep from Satyam computer
This is an immediate job opportunity u got for the position of Web sphere portal Developer
The following r the details of the position.
TITLE OF THE POSITION Websphere Portal developers
Exact Location (City\State) SFO- California
Duration of assignment ( Months ) 12 months Full Time
Number of Resources # 3
Start Date ASAP (1st Jan2007)
Position Title, e.g. System Admin, PM, PL etc. Portal Developer
US Visa / Citizenship requirement H1B / GC / US Citizen
Experience 5+ Yrs
Annual Salary if on full time : 80-85K
Primary or Mandatory Skills
Expert level knowledge and experience in J2EE application design and development
Experience in portal application development on IBM Websphere Portal Server (WPS)
Experience in J2EE application development on Websphere Application Server (WAS)
Experience in using the Rational Toolset, preferably Rational Application Developer
Expertise in creating and interpreting UML based design models
Expertise in working with Rational XDE/Rose for modeling
Knowledge of Use Cases and their relationship to Design Models
Ability to interpret and understand design documents
Knowledge of Architecture and Design patterns and their use in designing applications
Ability to design, code, test, debug and document complex J2EE web applications
Experience in creating and using build scripts with good understanding of associated tools and techniques
Good understanding of all aspects of software quality including design/coding standards, code reviews, unit testing and profiling
Good documentation skills and command over the English language
Good communication skills are a must.
Experience with a profiling tool for J2EE applications
Knowledge of third party frameworks like iBatis, Hibernate, Spring etc.
Experience using Clearcase for configuration management.
Ability to lead a team of developers
The programmer should perform tasks allocated in the iDesk Re-engineering project.
The major tasks are the following (but not limited to):
Secondary or Optional Skills Software development (Presentation and Business )
Unit and Integration Testing
Participation in code reviews
Profiling of code
We are looking forward for your updated resume
PS: Satyam don't process green card and don't do C2C
Regards
Sandeep p
Satyam computer services
HR Department
Below is a copy/paste from a recent email from sandeep. sandeep sends me at least one email per week with some similar garbage as this... enjoy.
If you'd like to send sandeep a hello or "H r u" back, you can email him here: Neeraja_Rao@satyam.com
I think it's about time to start fucking with sandeep the next time I get one of these emails... any ideas welcome.
Aaron.
HiH r u
This is sandeep from Satyam computer
This is an immediate job opportunity u got for the position of Web sphere portal Developer
The following r the details of the position.
TITLE OF THE POSITION Websphere Portal developers
Exact Location (City\State) SFO- California
Duration of assignment ( Months ) 12 months Full Time
Number of Resources # 3
Start Date ASAP (1st Jan2007)
Position Title, e.g. System Admin, PM, PL etc. Portal Developer
US Visa / Citizenship requirement H1B / GC / US Citizen
Experience 5+ Yrs
Annual Salary if on full time : 80-85K
Primary or Mandatory Skills
Expert level knowledge and experience in J2EE application design and development
Experience in portal application development on IBM Websphere Portal Server (WPS)
Experience in J2EE application development on Websphere Application Server (WAS)
Experience in using the Rational Toolset, preferably Rational Application Developer
Expertise in creating and interpreting UML based design models
Expertise in working with Rational XDE/Rose for modeling
Knowledge of Use Cases and their relationship to Design Models
Ability to interpret and understand design documents
Knowledge of Architecture and Design patterns and their use in designing applications
Ability to design, code, test, debug and document complex J2EE web applications
Experience in creating and using build scripts with good understanding of associated tools and techniques
Good understanding of all aspects of software quality including design/coding standards, code reviews, unit testing and profiling
Good documentation skills and command over the English language
Good communication skills are a must.
Experience with a profiling tool for J2EE applications
Knowledge of third party frameworks like iBatis, Hibernate, Spring etc.
Experience using Clearcase for configuration management.
Ability to lead a team of developers
The programmer should perform tasks allocated in the iDesk Re-engineering project.
The major tasks are the following (but not limited to):
Secondary or Optional Skills Software development (Presentation and Business )
Unit and Integration Testing
Participation in code reviews
Profiling of code
We are looking forward for your updated resume
PS: Satyam don't process green card and don't do C2C
Regards
Sandeep p
Satyam computer services
HR Department
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